Description
“The sun gives vitamin D in the morning. I work nights.”
Read it twice.
This tee lives in that delicious space between innocent and inappropriate. Clean enough to wear anywhere. Bold enough that the people who get it will really get it. It’s a double meaning wrapped in a deadpan statement — daylight wellness vs. after-dark priorities.
In a world where everyone’s posting sunrise routines, green juice rituals, and “5AM productivity” reels, this shirt quietly says: cool story… I clock in when the lights go low. No fake morning-person energy. No pretending you worship the sun. Just unapologetic night-shift vibes and a wink that doesn’t need to shout.
It’s playful. It’s slightly reckless. It’s transparent in a way that social media rarely is. Because not everyone thrives at sunrise. Some of us prefer a different kind of vitamin D.
Printed on a premium, ultra-soft everyday-fit tee that feels as good at 2AM as it does at noon. Effortless silhouette. Street-ready edge. Throw it on with cargos, denim, or layered under a jacket — it hits either way.
Subtle enough for strangers.
Loud enough for your people.
And just honest enough to make daylight blush.
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