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They said marriage would be the hardest part.
They lied.
Before kids, you had sleep. You had money. You had conversations that didn’t involve snacks, cartoons, or mysterious sticky substances. Then came the kids… and suddenly your peaceful love story turned into a full-time survival reality show.
This tee is for the parents who love their kids to bits but aren’t afraid to admit that they absolutely wrecked the calm. It’s honest. It’s hilarious. It’s painfully relatable. And it’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and knowing looks from other exhausted parents in the wild.
Made from soft, premium-feel fabric, this shirt is comfortable enough for school runs, supermarket meltdowns, and collapsing on the couch after bedtime battles. It fits great, feels great, and pairs perfectly with coffee, eye bags, and sarcasm.
Perfect for:
– Parents who run on caffeine and chaos
– Couples who survived marriage but are now in hard mode
– Baby showers, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or “we deserve a laugh” gifts
– Anyone who knows that kids are cute… but also tiny chaos machines
Wear it proudly. You’ve earned it.
Because marriage was easy… then you had kids. 😏










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