Description
They told us growing up was the goal. Stable. Polished. Put-together. Turns out… adulting is a full-on scam with a great PR team.
This tee is for anyone who’s exhausted by the performative highlight reels, the forced productivity, the “I’ve got it all figured out” energy that social media keeps shoving down our throats. The truth? Nobody knows what they’re doing—and pretending otherwise is way more exhausting than being real.
“Adulting is a scam!” isn’t just a joke. It’s a quiet rebellion. A middle finger to unrealistic timelines, hustle guilt, and the pressure to constantly please, impress, and over-explain your life. It’s for choosing transparency over perfection, honesty over aesthetics, and sanity over applause.
Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear, this unisex staple tee fits like your favorite go-to shirt—the one you reach for when you’re done pretending and ready to just exist. Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while questioning every life decision you’ve ever made. It works either way.
Perfect for:
– Recovering people-pleasers
– Burnt-out millennials & Gen Z survivors
– Anyone who’s tired of fake “doing great!” energy
– People who value real over curated
Because adulthood wasn’t supposed to feel like this—and at this point, we’re calling it out. Loudly.
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