Description
“I’m a magician. 9 months, no period.”
No smoke. No mirrors. No inspirational caption explaining how everything happens for a reason.
This tee isn’t here to be polite. It’s here to be honest — painfully, awkwardly, laugh-out-loud honest. In a time where social media is full of soft launches, cryptic captions, and carefully cropped realities, this design chooses zero mystery and maximum truth.
It’s for the people tired of pretending life is always planned, aesthetic, and algorithm-friendly. For those who know that sometimes things just… happen. And instead of rewriting the story to please everyone else, you wear it exactly as it is.
Dark humour? Yes.
Transparency? Absolutely.
People clutching their pearls? Guaranteed.
Printed on a soft, everyday-fit tee that feels as comfortable as owning your truth — whether that truth makes people laugh, stare, or immediately look away. Dress it casually or let it do the talking under a jacket. Either way, it’s a statement.
Because being real beats being relatable.
And honesty hits harder than performance ever will.
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