About Us

Our Story

Jokez and WitTees started with a simple idea: share laughter through what we wear. I’m new to the T-shirt world, but I’ve always believed that a good joke can brighten someone’s day, and sometimes even start a conversation.

Every design is inspired by real life, real jobs, and everyday humour, from married life and work jokes to bold, witty, and slightly cheeky designs. Whether you’re buying for yourself or as a gift, the goal is simple: make people smile.

All our clothing is printed on carefully selected, high-quality garments designed for comfort, durability, and everyday wear. Our t-shirts and women’s relaxed tees are known for their soft feel, breathable fabric, and comfortable fit, making them perfect for all-day use.

Our premium sweatshirts and hoodies are thicker, warmer, and made to keep you cosy without sacrificing style, featuring a soft interior, a great fit, and long-lasting quality. Whether you’re wearing one of our tees on a casual day out or layering up with a hoodie or sweatshirt, every piece is made to look good, feel great, and stand up to regular wear.

Thanks for being here and supporting a small brand built on laughs, wit, and good vibes.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does shipping take?
Each T-shirt is made to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, followed by shipping. Delivery times vary by location but typically take 3–7 business days within the UK.
Do you ship internationally?
No. Not at the moment.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size.
How do I choose the right size?
We provide a detailed size guide on every product page. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.
Are your products true to size?
Yes, our shirts generally fit true to size. However, fit may vary slightly depending on the style and fabric.
What are your products made from?
Our products are made from high-quality cotton or cotton blends, chosen for comfort, durability, and great print quality.
How are the designs printed?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, which produces vibrant, long-lasting prints that won’t crack or peel when cared for properly.
Will the print fade after washing?
When washed inside out in cold water and air-dried or tumble-dried low, prints stay bold and sharp for a long time.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Since each item is made to order, we don’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size selection. However, if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, we’ll replace it or refund it, no hassle.
What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?
Contact us within 14 days of delivery with photos of the issue, and we’ll sort it out quickly.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Orders are sent to production shortly after purchase, so changes or cancellations aren’t guaranteed. Please contact us as soon as possible if you need help.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link by email.
Are some designs NSFW or offensive?
Yes. Some designs include adult, sarcastic, or edgy humor. If you’re easily offended, those designs might not be for you but if you love bold jokes, you’re in the right place.
How can I contact you?
You can reach us via our Contact Us page or email us here jokezwittees@gmail.com. We usually respond within 24–48 hours.
Why are items made to order?
All items are made to order to help reduce waste and avoid overproduction.

This shop is run by a small independent creator alongside a full-time job, so each order is handled with care and processed as quickly as possible. Because every item is produced especially for you, please allow a little extra time for production before shipping.

Your patience and support truly mean a lot! Thank you for supporting a small business! 🙏